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My Two Cents Worth

I would like to invite you to stop inviting me to like all your crap on Facebook. 3 days ago
I’m thinking about sending my son into the library with a newt to frantically ask the librarian where the reverse spell casting books are. 3 days ago
I Frenched toast, and it was good and all, but I prefer my wife. 3 days ago
I replied with a “Maybe” to your Facebook event out of a sense of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life. 3 days ago
One of the saddest days of my life was when I learned that bears sleep half of the year, and that I had been born into the wrong species. 4 days ago
One day on Mercury lasts approximately 1408 hours, or the equivalent of one half a shift at work. 4 days ago
Watching TV as a kid led me to believe that life would be a lot more saturated with treasure maps, but thus far, none. 4 days ago